Chris is 63

Lyrics Composed by Garry & ChatGPT. Music and vocals by Suno. Photos by bullwhippers.com, WhatsApp and Facebook.

Produced by Garry using Camtasia in 2026.

When you’re sixty-three

Will you still drink with me?

Spurs on the telly, pint in hand

Laughing like we never planned

When you’re sixty-three

Same whipper crew, same bad knees

Here’s to mates, to memories

Yeah — Lucky is sixty-three


From Ipswich days to Colchester nights

Reuters suits to pub delights

Spain and Portugal, Belgium beer

Amsterdam nights, hazy but clear


When you’re sixty-three

Will you still drink with me?

Round the square, wheelchair support

Chariots of beer, ladies bought

When you’re sixty-three

Still loud, drunken gloriously

On our knees at Garry Oakie

Yeah — Lucky is sixty-three

Spurs at the Lane, hope each year

Cricket summers, bloody good cheer

Ashes lost, didn't get many runs

Life still laughs — even when it stuns


Writing your book, taking a while

It'll be worth it when we all smile

Rolling stories, tyre by tyre

Turning memories into something higher


Now you’re sixty-three

Best damn company

Raise a glass, sing Hi-Ho loud

Proud, handsome, well endowed

When you’re sixty-three

You’re exactly who you should be

Happy birthday, legend and free

Yeah — Chris is sixty-three